Well, we're in!It only took 4 hours to cross the border – 2 hours of waiting, followed by 2 hours with 4 different sections of border control with people who don't speak English trying to sort out the paperwork of 2 inept smiley scared Brits, who only know the Russian for “please” and “thank you”!
Once across the border ... what a difference! Roads are unbelievably pot-holed most of the time (although there are extensive road renewal works in lots of places). All of a sudden too, we were only seeing Russian cars (lots of Ladas, which we didn't realise they still make!) And not that Russia is a big country, but we drove 60km to Pskov, and only went round one corner ...
There was a flurry of panic in the car as we arrived in Pskov to be surrounded by lots of road signs in Cyrillic – thankfully Russ had learned the word for “Centre” so we followed signs accordingly, until we found a Lonely Planet recommended hotel, the Hotel Rizhskaya, the best hotel in Pskov apparently, where a room cost us a grand total of £30... an experience in itself, where each floor of the hotel has a lady who looks after the room keys, and keeps a tight rein! Breakfast was in a converted bedroom on the 2nd floor, with ½ dozen small tables, and a little kitchen where the bathroom would normally have been ...That first afternoon and evening was quite a revelation; our hotel backed onto what looked like the set of a Harry Palmer movie (above); the ultimate Cold War Soviet scenes of tower block flats and knocked-about cars parked in the mud in between the high rises. I'm not ashamed to say we both called our mummies for some TLC and reassurance! (Thank you Mummies). (Strewth, how embarassing! My wife is 40 and she writes like this - Russell).
We keep saying to each other about the road systems in Russian cities; that we are glad we've had the transition of driving across different countries (eg Poland), 'cos if you were just dropped into here with a car, you wouldn't have a cat in hell's chance – it is completely mad! Russians are the masters at queuing, except when they're in a car! There's absolutely no road discipline – if it's a 3-lane carriageway each way, someone will “create” a 4th and even a 5th lane in between. At crossroad junctions people pull across into the middle and sit there, irrespective of the fact that they are blocking the way of the other 3 junctions. Undertaking? A way of life here.
Bizarrely, just has we had in Latvia, we turned up in St P the night before their main “Victory Day” holiday (celebrating the end of WWII and the breaking of the 900 day Nazi blockade). Unfortunately we were so shattered from our journey the day before that we pretty much slept through most of their morning military parade (but did catch some of Moscow's on the TV). However we did get to see the afternoon parade of survivors, being driven up the main route in old military vehicles, accompanied by small representative marching groups of the different forces.
We've both come to be quite fond of St P; the centre is a manageable size to walk around and once you get the hang of the road system, it's a fairly easy place to drive around, and drive in and out of. There are 3 beautiful canals; if the light's right they rival some of Venice's views. There are also some nice parks (albeit small); we had a wander round the Summer Palace Garden, and the Mars Field park,where an eternal flame burns for victims of the 1917 revolution.
We've both come to be quite fond of St P; the centre is a manageable size to walk around and once you get the hang of the road system, it's a fairly easy place to drive around, and drive in and out of. There are 3 beautiful canals; if the light's right they rival some of Venice's views. There are also some nice parks (albeit small); we had a wander round the Summer Palace Garden, and the Mars Field park,where an eternal flame burns for victims of the 1917 revolution. We managed to see the main tourist attraction, the Hermitage, which has some wonderful rooms, especially in the Winter Palace, and a great collection of art (never did I expect to find myself in a room with 15 Picassos, most of which aren't even behind glass). However, we've come to learn that a favourite local phrase is “it's closed” - I was looking forward to seeing the dozen rooms occupied by the last imperial family, including Nicholas II's library - “this wing? It's closed” and the Malachite Hall (supposedly the most impressive room in the Hermitage) “it's closed” and the family chapel “it's closed” and then at the end of the day, when we'd made it as far as the French art collection, as the big hand on the clock hit 5pm and we were about to walk into the rooms containing works by Monet, Renoir and Degas, off went the lights and “it's closed”.
Looking across the River Neva to the Peter and Paul Fortress, St PetersburgA huge error on our part was not checking to see when Catherine's Palace, 25k south of St P was open. We decided we'd visit on the Tuesday, but no “it's closed”. As a consolation prize (or so we thought) we decided to drive west instead, to the Gulf of Finland and the Petrodvorets estate, fully expecting its famed gravity-powered fountains to be switched off (example, above), but no! It was all up and running and it was absolutely glorious – shiny, gold and pretty, with lots of greenery and a lovely yellow and gold palace that looked “comfy”! Whichever tree-lined avenue you walk down, there's another different beautiful fountain, and the main Grand Cascade runs into a canal that flows down into the Gulf itself.
Our only other adventure of note in St P was the inept British couple's 45 minute walk to the British Consulate to register our presence in Russia. We glibly assumed we'd wave our passports and wander through the Consulate for a chat with some nice young UK chap. The reality? We arrived at a gated entrance, to be met by two Russian men,who although very pleasant, were in no frame of mind to let us in! What would two English people want with the British Consulate after all?! However, they very kindly phoned through and got us access to the Visa department, where we were met by a very serious but extremely polite Russian security guard, and then we went up to a glass-fronted counter where we were advised by a nice Russian lady that we couldn't register at the Consulate anyway, we needed to do it online ... (All Russians seem serious. Most of those in customer service roles are capable of polite, but the default behaviour for Russians, generally, is surly or pouty. We regard it as a victory to get a smile out of one and that takes patience and time. We had a conversation with a Russian chap who told us that they cannot understand why Westerners smile, although there seems to be a slightly rebellious (and at the same time materialistic) core of youngsters who are prepared to laugh and smile with each other in public. An observation on the various different types of police and army types wandering around (they really like uniforms, it seems) – treat them like nasty dogs; if you look them in the eye, they might think you are challenging them, so don't - Russell).
Below - thanks to Guy, Angela, Joe and Marcus for the 'innovative' Spork, invaluable for car picnics
Moscow was our next goal; we thought 2 days to get there, no problem. Well yes, it probably is 2 days if you can get your arse into gear and leave St P before midday on the first day. As it was, we got 210k south by late afternoon, then hit major traffic jams,so we gave up after an hour, turned off onto a dirt road (actually a B road equivalent)and headed back 30k for a night in Novgorod. We were pleased to have done so; a very pretty town and kremlin (fortified citadel – we've now realised how common kremlins are across Russia). Day 2 of this excursion meant covering 510k, which we mostly did in good time (and we'd actually managed to start out about 9.30am that morning) until we got to the outskirts of Moscow. What we should have done at that point, if not earlier, was give in to the fact that we weren't quite going to make Moscow in 2 days, and so would spend the night in a hotel in the outskirts. But no, the invincible, inept British couple kept going, entering the city of Moscow at 8pm, and finally booking into the Novotel in the city centre for one night at 11pm and spending a week's budget for the privilege of doing so (yes, really).
Now we are coming up to our 4th and final night at the Cosmos Hotel, out by the All-Russian Exhibition Centre. It's an amazing 1700 room hotel that thinks it should really be in Las Vegas – the two-tier lobby has got bars, restaurants, slot machines, casino, ladies of the night ...
Some of the towers along the wall of the Kremlin
We have of course been to the Kremlin, a surprisingly peaceful, and spacious area, wandering tourists notwithstanding (and once again a place we got kicked out of as the clock struck 5!), and visited it's Armoury, which sadly for Russell did not contain much in the way of arms, but fantastically for me does contain more jewelled items than you can shake a stick at, including a selection of gorgeous Fabergé eggs.
We've risked the Metro system 2 days in a row, and you know, it's not really that different to the London tube, once you can translate the signs. Whether it's because we've seen so much in a short space of time, with Moscow we've struggled to find the “wow” factor (apart from St Basil's Cathedral, which is completely mad).
Our strangest experience I think so far was our trip yesterday to have a look at the Komsomolskaya Ploshchad, the transportation hub of Moscow, where 3 architecturally different train stations sit round one square. As Russ said at the time, it was like walking onto the set of a Mad Max movie; the types of people here are so different from the sleek, groomed, shiny people of the city centre; here are drunks, tramps and generally people who’ve slipped through the cracks in society.
Our strangest experience I think so far was our trip yesterday to have a look at the Komsomolskaya Ploshchad, the transportation hub of Moscow, where 3 architecturally different train stations sit round one square. As Russ said at the time, it was like walking onto the set of a Mad Max movie; the types of people here are so different from the sleek, groomed, shiny people of the city centre; here are drunks, tramps and generally people who’ve slipped through the cracks in society.
So we get trucking again tomorrow, on to Nizhny Novgorod, and then generally following the Trans Siberian railway route across to Siberia. The bigger picture of our journey is still a little undecided; for the China part of the trip, the quote from the agents suddenly tripled, then following a lengthy revisal of our route by Russ, to leave from Shanghai rather than Hong Kong, to make it shorter and hopefully much cheaper, of course China suffered their terrible earthquake (plus there seem to be problems with obtaining long duration visas at the moment). The agents we've been liaising with are based in Chengdu, and although all are safe, are spending a lot of time helping their community, so we now need to be patient and see if it can yet come off. If not, it could be something of a double-back, down through the Stans and into India, or maybe keep driving across Russia to Vladivostok and ship out to Australia from there. Who knows? We'll keep you posted.










Russell’s big grin has nothing to do with the pint of lager he’s just necked 


